Please mind the mess...

There's a new design on the way since I am having to deal with my domain issues anyway--why not clean house and start fresh, right?

Check back soon for a new look and new content.

Those who have tried to reach me or would like to, please note that the domain change has also interfered with my email service. Please reach me instead at adriexsantos@aol.com

Your Fantasies

The past couple of years have been slow for me as far as my writing erotic fiction goes. It's not a lack of opportunities so much as a lack of time thanks to other projects that have been keeping me busy and leaving me a little drained in the dirty creativity department. As it turns out; my mind isn't "always in the gutter" as it is so often accused of being! Anyhow, I am making the conscious effort to set aside more time for erotic fiction since it is something I not only enjoy but have been told I'm good at. *Grin*


I'm taking to my blog and specifically to my readers for inspiration. I feel like everything I am coming up with has been done a billion times over and am looking for a little creative nudge. To be clear: I'm not looking for your penis pics or yet another email about the things you long to do to me. Thanks but no thanks. What I am however interested in is your fantasies or experiences or even a fuzzy memory that makes you feel durdy--I'll take it all. Is there something that you've seen or heard that sends your mind and loins racing? Perhaps you find yourself often fantasizing about something that you haven't seen written about elsewhere that would make a great story? I'm not looking to steal ideas or stories -- just lookin' for a much needed jumping point.

Leave a comment or drop me an email at adrie [at]adriesantos[dot]com. Don't be shy!

Looking forward to hearing what gets you off!! ;)

Thinking of Hiring Me?

I am often contacted by organizations looking for reviews, advertising on this site, writing projects, etc, and have finally decided to post my rates and information here on the blog to make it a little easier. This information can be accessed by clicking here or using the "Advertise" tab above.

As a writer of all things sexy, I am happy to consider any of the following topics as well as products/services: sex toys, lingerie, bath and body, dating and adult dating sites, fetishes, erotica, adult magazines and websites, sexual health, relationships and dating, self esteem and feeling sexy, sexy celebrity gossip and entertainment, escorts, pornography (nothing illegal or related to animals or children!!), sex blogs, swinging, and more.

I have an extensive background as an SEO and marketing copywriter and have also spoken at various seminars and workshops on everything from how to have better sex to how to look and feel sexy in and out of the bedroom. I am available for public speaking, videos (instructional and entertainment without nudity on my part), and all types of writing projects.

I am happy to answer any questions you have and am always excited to take on new projects. Please get in touch with me at: adriexsantos@aol.com.

The Sex Tape I Didn't Make

It seems that my life on Google is far more exciting than my real one. After narcissistically Googling myself yet again, I came upon a few results claiming to be links to an Adrie Santos sex tape. Whoa! How exciting...had I actually ever made a sex tape! I didn't bother clicking the links because I know that no matter how crafty some can be, they can't possibly have a sex tape starring me because I just simply have not ever made one. Trust me, I'd know if I did.

So dear fans, if you come across a link to an alleged sex tape starring lil' ol' me I would recommend you refrain from clicking it since a) It'll be a waste of time as I am not in it and b) It's probably going to give you a virus or spyware or something else not-so-nice.

xo

The Services That I DO Offer... REPOST

 
**I am posting this again thanks to a creepy email received recently.

I think I need to clear up some confusion as to what it is I can actually do for you if you're contemplating using my services. First off, my services DO NOT include lap dances, posing for nude pics, engaging in sex chat or even sexual acts for cash, credit or money orders and most certainly not for free!

As a writer whose niche of choice happens to be one with a sexier slant to it, I am in fact just a writer. Not an escort, prostitute, masseuse who gives extra service or anything like that. I am a writer. Period.

Once again, I enjoy writing about sex and am told that I am good at it. I've managed to make a decent living with it and hope to continue to do so. I am however able to write about any subject you throw at me whether it pertains to fucking, sucking, any other type of 'ucking' or not!

I have an extensive background in health writing with a particular interest in women's health issues and have ghostwritten several e-Books on various health matters. I am available to write anything, including; blogs, articles, SEO content, static/landing pages, press releases, newsletters, stories, product reviews and descriptions and every other sort of service that you'd expect from a professional freelance writer who doesn't necessarily advertise their love of sex writing or admit that they are also a published author of erotic fiction.

While I prefer not have to deal with those who are uptight, I do understand that some people are not as comfortable with the whole sex writing thing. For you I promise not to corrupt you or your readers by using 'C' words and such and, when there is a byline involved, I will happily write under my full name which has not yet been tainted by my work as a literary smut-meister.

My rates are reasonable but I will not work for anything too low and have enough experience that I no longer have to. (Don't let this stop you from asking me to guest blog though as I am always happy to do that sort of thing)

If you have any questions or projects, then pop an email my way and we'll chat...about writing...not your sexual fantasies and what you'd like to do to me or vice versa.

adriexsantos@aol.com

**Note: I don't mean to put anyone off but this post would not have needed to be written if I hadn't felt it necessary based on some unusual requests as of late!**